bubbalicious

ohmygod -- i have disturbing news. like, i have this friend and she is totally losing her mind -- like, she is living with this guy who I don't even know... and she is like dropping outta' school with like a horrible gpa. i don't understand. really, i think college is like the only way to ever achieve ANYTHING. and i mean anything. like happiness and family life and fish tank maintainence. seriously, because without college, like, you totally won't get any money at all. seriously. she was like in my youth group and everything. i knew something was up when she started listening to secular music -- like modest mouse or something... sick. but on a lighter, happier note -- at least god is cleansing the world of evil by drowning and devouring thousands of absolute poverty stricken asians.
(sarcasm)

give me a break people. what the hell is wrong with western idea of christianity...?
certain things just load a double barrel shot gun and shoot the shit out of my head.
like, seriously.